instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via happiest)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via zacharonimacaroni)

theteleportingtrumpeter:
((Since we're talking about perfume, don't forget that it also affects people with asthma and other breathing disabilities. Sprays rests thick in the air and can easily cause air blockage.))

merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

(Source: queermycroft, via datassium)

zeoiakuesk:

fall is almost here guys

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I didn’t think this gif could be used properly with anything. I was wrong.

(via hyliancats)