basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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(via somethingdifferententirely)

lubricates:

the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

(via happiest)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via hyliancats)

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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(via redirisheyes)

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

(Source: suppdel, via hyliancats)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via africandad)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

guys help me im so close to my next k

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seriously im so close 

(via bringme-the-issues)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via humancum)

woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

(via parkingstrange)

harryedward:

everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care

(via joshpeck)